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Beer is a proof that God wants to see us happy.
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I used to be able to party all weekend... ...now, one night of drinking requires more time to recover than a minor surgery...It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it's a two hour walk back.American beer is like sex in canoe. Fucking close to water.
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