funny confessions

Changed my computer password to "silence". Apparently the wife doesn't know that word.
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for me, they can't laugh either.
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