breakup jokes

Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.
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I've spent two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... But no one will do it.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
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