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First rule of gun safety: Don't piss me off.
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You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone. That's common sense leaving your body.The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"Theaters are bad, but you really shouldn't yell FIRE! in a gun store either.
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