funny confessions

I love Halloween. The cob webs in my house look like decorations.
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When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now I have to pay my electricity bills and I'm afraid of light.I have mixed drinks about my feelings.My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
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