funny confessions

I love Halloween. The cob webs in my house look like decorations.
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When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now I have to pay my electricity bills and I'm afraid of light.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
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