funny confessions

I love Halloween. The cob webs in my house look like decorations.
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My brother's in prison for something he didn't do. He didn't run fast enough.Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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