funny confessions

I once dumped a cross eyed girl. Thought she was seeing someone else.
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Age has its advantages. Too bad I can't remember what they areI had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car.When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now I have to pay my electricity bills and I'm afraid of light.
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