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I once was so drunk, I hugged my shower and asked it to stop crying...
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Why does everything take longer than my attention span?My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.There's no excuse for laziness... But if you find one, let me know.
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