philosophical jokes one liners

If two vegans are arguing... ...Is it still considered a beef?
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If someday we all go to jail for downloading music I just hope they split us by the music genre...Few women admit their age, few men act it.So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil. I wonder if USA will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of it already has...
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