jokes about men

  • Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, doesn't know how to use what she has between her legs.
  • Terminate All Existance!
  • A good woman never lets her man leave the house hungry. A great woman never lets her man leave the house horny!
  • A good woman never lets her man leave the house hungry. A great woman never lets her man leave the house horny!
  • Men have 2 basic needs: Food & Sex If he doesn't have a boner, feed him. If he has a boner suck & fuck him!
  • I Don't Watch England Play International Football If I Wanted To See Fully Grown Men Struggle To Score I Would Take My Friends Out To A Nightclub
  • Your wretched odor is why perfume was invented. Don't be afraid to use it or don't come by again.
  • If two guys get married, how do you address them ? Mr. and Mrs. Faggot
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