jokes about parents

  • My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.
  • I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot
  • I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio
  • When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
  • My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
  • Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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