funny confessions

My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.When I was young, I had to walk all the way to the TV to change the channels.I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest.
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