philosophical jokes one liners

  • HANG IN THERE!
  • Did you know 'emas eht yltcaxe' is exactly the same backwards?
  • If Monday was a person it would surely be friends with my mother in law...
  • Pick a movie, remove one letter and write what you got in the comments!
  • Pick a movie, remove one letter and write it in the comments!
  • Right now I have so much to do, that I decided to take a nap instead.
  • Most people die at 25 but aren't buried until they're 70...
  • Eighteen is too young to get married, you can't even buy alcohol. If you can't drink, how can you make your marriage work?
  • It's not just the Americans who will have Turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Asians are so bad at driving I'm starting to think that Pearl Harbor was just an accident
  • Becoming a vegetarian... ...is a big missed steak
  • Dear girls, We like you for your brains, not for your looks. Sincerely, Zombies
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