animal jokes

Pigs are my favourite animals... ...they convert vegetables to bacon.
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I have the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut up. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog!I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.
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