funny confessions

It seems that I have already broken all my New Year's resolutions successfully...
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I had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.I don't want to brag, but... ...I can handle pain until it hurts.
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