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Don’t tell me a tomato is "technically a fruit" unless you’re willing to drink it in a milkshake.
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.Theaters are bad, but you really shouldn't yell FIRE! in a gun store either.
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