breakup jokes

Ah yes, Divorce...from the Latin word meaning, "to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet".... $1200. at a time...
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The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day... ...just like my ex.Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
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