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Age has its advantages. Too bad I can't remember what they are
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.I don't want to brag, but... ...I can handle pain until it hurts.This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.
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