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I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.
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Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.I'm not lazy, I’m energy efficient.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.
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