jokes about kids

Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid.
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... ...so he started poking holes in our condoms...Supervision. Not as cool as it sounds.
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