jokes about kids

Me: "Good night kids." Kids: "Good night mom." Me: "Good night bad kid-eating monsters." My husband (through radio under the bed): "Good night."
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My Mum doesn't get the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.Never go to seesaw with fat kid. It changes it into a catapult.Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... ...so he started poking holes in our condoms...
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