User Jokes

jokes about sex

I love your kisses

07. February 2017

jokes about sex

I love your nergasms you have when a new Marvel or DC movie comes out

07. February 2017

jokes about sex

I love having you for my "I need you" moments, I would be lost without you..or at least my stuff would

07. February 2017

jokes about sex

I love how connected I feel with you when we fuck

07. February 2017

jokes about sex

Dat butt tho

07. February 2017

funny advice

Note to self: If you listen to her bitch about all the girls she hates at work, She might let you touch her butt.

03. February 2017

jokes about sex

Yes my dear I do have A.D.H.D A deliciously huge dick

03. January 2017

funny advice

Good idea: Stopping to smell the roses Bad idea: Stopping to feel the roses. Roses have thorns

27. December 2016

funny confessions

I have 3 different catergories for people 1. People I like 2. People I don't like 3. People I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire

26. December 2016

jokes about sex

My tongue can be classified as a lethal weapon of pleasure. Whether in your mouth or run across your body in various places. Satisfaction guaranfuckinteed !!!

26. December 2016

funny rejections

I'm not saying that I hate you. I'm just saying I would unplug your life support to start my coffeemaker. Too bad I don't drink coffee

26. December 2016

funny confessions

Now that Christmas is over let's get back to our regularly scheduled program of being VERY good at being VERY bad

26. December 2016

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