User Jokes

insult jokes

Hey!...You Dumb Jerks! I'm Not Dead! Why Didn't You Check My Vital Signs? Now When My Time Does Comes, I'll Have To Paid For My Funeral Twice!

13. October 2017

jokes about sex

Save water take a shower with your girlfriend

22. September 2017

funny advice

Keys to living a happy life, trying not to do things that you may later need to explain to paramedics

24. July 2017

jokes about sex

"Fucking shall be thy cardio" Hightower 69:365

24. July 2017

political jokes

4th of July. Because nothing says "Let's celebrate America!" quite like getting drunk and playing with explosives!

04. July 2017

drinking jokes

"Did you just say you fucked my wife" "I did, here, have a bud light lime" "Wow, that looks refreshing, how was she"

15. June 2017

jokes about friendship

Being friends with me may cause certain reactions 1. side splitting laughter that may cause you to pee 2. random outburts of WTF 3. several cases of SMDH 4. ALL OF THE ABOVE

09. June 2017

funny confessions

I always mean what I say I just don't always mean to say it out loud sometimes

09. June 2017

jokes about sex

Fishing It's alot like sex. The less you get, the more you lie

09. June 2017

funny quotes

The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons... ...and morons.

12. May 2017

breakup jokes

"I just ended a five-year relationship." "OMG, you OK?!?" "Yeah, I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."

10. May 2017

funny advice

How can I manage my life when i can't even manage my hair!?

08. May 2017

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