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Hey!...You Dumb Jerks! I'm Not Dead! Why Didn't You Check My Vital Signs? Now When My Time Does Comes, I'll Have To Paid For My Funeral Twice!
13. October 2017


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jokes about sex
Save water take a shower with your girlfriend
22. September 2017


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funny advice
Keys to living a happy life, trying not to do things that you may later need to explain to paramedics
24. July 2017


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jokes about sex
"Fucking shall be thy cardio" Hightower 69:365
24. July 2017


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political jokes
4th of July. Because nothing says "Let's celebrate America!" quite like getting drunk and playing with explosives!
04. July 2017


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drinking jokes
"Did you just say you fucked my wife" "I did, here, have a bud light lime" "Wow, that looks refreshing, how was she"
15. June 2017


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jokes about friendship
Being friends with me may cause certain reactions 1. side splitting laughter that may cause you to pee 2. random outburts of WTF 3. several cases of SMDH 4. ALL OF THE ABOVE
09. June 2017


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funny confessions
I always mean what I say I just don't always mean to say it out loud sometimes
09. June 2017


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jokes about sex
Fishing It's alot like sex. The less you get, the more you lie
09. June 2017


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funny quotes
The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons... ...and morons.
12. May 2017


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breakup jokes
"I just ended a five-year relationship." "OMG, you OK?!?" "Yeah, I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
10. May 2017


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funny advice
How can I manage my life when i can't even manage my hair!?
08. May 2017


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