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Vzato logikou Andreje Babiše se Andrej Babiš stal kandidátem komunistů a víc než jeho komunistická minulost by nás měla zajímat jeho komunistická současnost.
20. January 2023


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jokes about sex
A kid enters his house. He says "Mom, dad i'm gay." The mom stares at the dad, The dad clenches his fist, the mom says "don't!", then the dad says "Hi gay i'm dad"
19. March 2022


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insult jokes
An die Person, die gestern ihr nagelneues iPhone in der Linie 1 vergessen hat: HÖREN SIE ENDLICH DAMIT AUF, MICH STÄNDIG AUF MEINEM NEUEN TELEFON ANZURUFEN!
24. August 2021


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insult jokes
Vergiss mich nicht.
24. August 2021


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POLITICAL COUPON Free political Promises Redeemable during any election.
20. August 2021


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jokes about women
Gaslighting women by saying my dog misses them when they leave.
23. March 2021


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funny advice
STROKE - of luck?? NOPE! Sorry... that's just KARMA reminding you to mind your own business snitch
29. October 2020


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funny advice
LOOKS LIKE ... KARMA KICKED YOU IN THE ASS !! STROKED OUT -AND- SOME CHICK TAKES YOUR BF ya ... I'm laughing @u
29. October 2020


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Heard you had a STROKE of... LUCK !? Nope, that was straight up KARMA BEEATCH! LMFAO
15. September 2020


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funny advice
IT'S TIME!!! DO EVERYONE ELSE A FAVOR, PLEASE ... GO HANG OUT ON THE HIGHWAY OR SOMETHING!
15. September 2020


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funny advice
Hey RATASS BITCH What happens when you fuck with KARMA?? stroke me stroke me ya... THAT!! you stupid snitchass skallywag
21. August 2020


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funny advice
Nature's KARMA = ♪ stroke me ♫ ♪ stroke me ♪ Don't EVEN act like you didn't have that coming either ☺ you snitchass ratbag
21. August 2020


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