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"Informer Joe" Yes, Indeed Kathy Griffith, You Are On An Hit List! A List Of Very Stupid, Big-Mouth Celebrities, Who Has More Dollars Than Cents. Make That Common Sense!
12. May 2018


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jokes about women
Ladies if your pussy stinks and you squirt, congratulations bitch you're a skunk
02. April 2018


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jokes about love
If you love someone, showing them is better than telling them If you stop loving someone, telling them is better than showing them
02. April 2018


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jokes about love
For better or worse, the last person you think of at the end of the night is the one who holds your heart That's the way love goes
21. March 2018


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jokes about love
For better or for worse, the person you think of at the end of the night is the one who holds your heart That's the way love goes
21. March 2018


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jokes about sex
''TO THE BROTHERS OF MAN'' Women Have Been Making Fools Out Of Men Since The Garden! But, Don't Sweat It, Guys. After All We Do Belong To A Enormous Fraternity! Right?
16. March 2018


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political jokes
In Life....I Was An All-American Conservative Republican Voter! In Death, They Made Me A Liberal Democrat Voter!
15. February 2018


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jokes about work
To the BOSS who thinks "Delegation" means no work for said BOSS...
04. February 2018


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funny advice
Take My Advice...If You Want Your College-Age Children To Waste Their Time & Your Money On A Useless Socialist Education. Don't Enrolled Them In Liberty University In Lynchberg, VA!
16. January 2018


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funny invitations
Want To Waste The Hard-Earned Money In Your Kid's College Fund? Enrolled Them In A Liberal College Or University Run By The Brained-Washed Disciples Of Saul Alinsky!
16. January 2018


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insult jokes
Fact: Mirrors Never Lie! Fortunately, For Most Of Us They Don't Laugh, Either!
11. January 2018


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political jokes
"The Washington D.C. Money Trough" DNC Donkey + RNC Elephant = Swine
11. January 2018


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