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funny confessions
How can I manage my life when I can't even manage my hair!?
08. May 2017


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funny advice
3 hours have passed .. and the UWAs are still playing pool.
13. April 2017


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jokes about love
If you're thinking what I'm thinking...... you need professional help !! Or, we could just both get naked?
02. April 2017


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jokes about sex
There are many ways to show someone that you love them... Sex has always been my personal favorite
02. April 2017


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philosophical jokes one liners
April fools is tomorrow but who cares because my life is a joke everyday of the year.
31. March 2017


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drinking jokes
Hate being hungover on Saturday and losing half weekend? Try drinking on Thursday!
30. March 2017


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flirting jokes
I would like to kiss you passionately on your lips. And then move up to your belly button
24. March 2017


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funny invitations
I'm hosting a charity concert tonight for those who struggle to reach an orgasm. Ladies if you can't cum, let me know
24. March 2017


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animal jokes
It is the first day of the spring today. Flowers are blooming, the birds are nesting, and love is in the air. In the meantime, I was stuck in the office, enjoying Monday.
20. March 2017


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flirting jokes
Kiss me hard Fuck me harder Touch me, tease me Kiss me, please me
10. March 2017


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Your boobs are FANTASTIC.
03. March 2017


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funny quotes
My favourite Bible verse? Lunch 11:25
02. March 2017


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