User Jokes

funny confessions

How can I manage my life when I can't even manage my hair!?

08. May 2017

funny advice

3 hours have passed .. and the UWAs are still playing pool.

13. April 2017

jokes about love

If you're thinking what I'm thinking...... you need professional help !! Or, we could just both get naked?

02. April 2017

jokes about sex

There are many ways to show someone that you love them... Sex has always been my personal favorite

02. April 2017

philosophical jokes one liners

April fools is tomorrow but who cares because my life is a joke everyday of the year.

31. March 2017

drinking jokes

Hate being hungover on Saturday and losing half weekend? Try drinking on Thursday!

30. March 2017

flirting jokes

I would like to kiss you passionately on your lips. And then move up to your belly button

24. March 2017

funny invitations

I'm hosting a charity concert tonight for those who struggle to reach an orgasm. Ladies if you can't cum, let me know

24. March 2017

animal jokes

It is the first day of the spring today. Flowers are blooming, the birds are nesting, and love is in the air. In the meantime, I was stuck in the office, enjoying Monday.

20. March 2017

flirting jokes

Kiss me hard Fuck me harder Touch me, tease me Kiss me, please me

10. March 2017

flirting jokes

Your boobs are FANTASTIC.

03. March 2017

funny quotes

My favourite Bible verse? Lunch 11:25

02. March 2017

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