funny confessions

"Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people.Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for me, they can't laugh either.Anything sounds wrong if you think about it long and hard enough...
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