jokes about women

  • Sweetheart, hurting you is the last thing I would ever want to do But do remember my dear, that it's still on the list
  • I'm not saying that I hate you, I'm just hoping that you have your next period while swimming inside of a shark tank
  • "I just ended a five-year relationship." "OMG, you OK?!?" "Yeah, I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
  • Pros and cons of boys? Con: They're dicks. Pro: Their dicks.
  • Dat butt tho
  • "Sorry I'm straight." "Well, so is spaghetti till it gets wet."
  • Vote Trump! For less of these! ------->
  • "Does your family pray before dinner?" "Nah. My wife knows how to cook."
  • Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.
  • One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
  • If they really want to increase breast awareness, why not try a National Motorboat Day?
  • It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.
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