jokes about women

  • When two friends fuck the same dude without even knowing. But they are besties lol
  • Ms Capital Brown. Be sitting back watching her haters hate on her. but wont be acting like she needs you.
  • I think you are trash! Please continue with your nasty tattoos and what my Husband calls "SKANKY" style! BAHAHAHA!
  • A good woman never lets her man leave the house hungry. A great woman never lets her man leave the house horny!
  • A good woman never lets her man leave the house hungry. A great woman never lets her man leave the house horny!
  • Men have 2 basic needs: Food & Sex If he doesn't have a boner, feed him. If he has a boner suck & fuck him!
  • SHHHHH!!! Shut up come here and!! ME
  • It takes a special person to get my kind of humor. As for the rest of you the finger says it all
  • Spanking is a one-handed round of applause to a superb bottom
  • )°.°( caro ci sei? :--- sì Nadine, vieni su )°.°( NADINE ??? :-- ah Lidia, sei tu? )°.°( che fa il mio piccino? °_° :- dai mamma, non è come sembra
  • A push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open the bag and it's half empty.
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