breakup jokes

Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
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The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.I've spent two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... But no one will do it.You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands!
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