breakup jokes

Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
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Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be glad to make an exceptionThe last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
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