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The doctor gave me a new jacket! Now I can hug myself!
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I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.Mental backup in progress ... ... do not disturb.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.
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