drinking jokes

Ice Bucket challenge? No thanks. Here's mine: You buy me beer, I'll try to drink it all.
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If you don't drink, how would your friends know you love them at 3 AM?"Alcohol is bad for my legs." "Do they swell?" "No. They spread..."It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it's a two hour walk back.
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